Oh.

Hello.

I didn't see you there.

But while you're here,

Let me tell you about the best damn yacht rock band this side of .

If the sounds of Toto, Hall & Oates, Paul Simon, and Billy Joel tickle your brain and get your toe a tappin, you've stumbled into the right place.

Now grab a drink, take a look around, and see when the Burgundys are coming to your town.



...it's poetry.

FITZ

Lead Vocals

Has a very serious gambling problem.

Drives a school bus.

He once ate a fish right in front of other fish to send a message.

He makes brooms somewhere in Georgia.

If you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple, it plays the theme song to Quantum Leap.

Former two-time WWF tag-team champion.

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CAPTAIN

Keyboards | Organ

Voted best dressed senior year of high school.

Dated Rosanna from the song Rosanna, made famous by TOTO from 1984 til 1986 (unrelated to current success).

He’s ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

He sleeps eight hours a night.

He once ate World Series tickets.

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CAPTAIN

Keyboards | Organ

Voted best dressed senior year of high school.

Dated Rosanna from the song Rosanna, made famous by TOTO from 1984 til 1986 (unrelated to current success).

He’s ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll.

He sleeps eight hours a night.

He once ate World Series tickets.

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GLENN

Saxophonist

Every woman's dream and every man's nightmare.

Loves Makers Mark Bourbon.

He even showers in it. Bourbon, that is.

He did all the makeup on the ‘Planet of the Apes’ movie.

He once scissor kicked Tom Arnold.

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DAVID.LEE

Lead Vocals | Acoustic Guitar | Cowbell

Likes to party.

Does not like to not party.

He framed Roger Rabbit.

Retired Phillip Seymour Hoffman stunt double.

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DAVID LEE

Lead Vocals | Acoustic Guitar | Cowbell

Likes to party.

Does not like to not party.

He framed Roger Rabbit.

Retied Phillip Seymour Hoffman stunt double.

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BIG.GEEBS

Bass

Been smoking 2 packs a day since the age of 7.

His favorite song would surprise you.

He used to jog around the block with a fridge on his back.

The Pope told him it was okay to have a mistress.

His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.

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HOLTZY

Drums

Father of at least 12 known children.

Loves Mick Fleetwood, but does not care for Fleetwood Mac.

Owns a movie theater that only plays movies starring Burt Reynolds.

All the ‘Yes’ album covers are Holtzy family photos.

He bought the world a Coke.

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HOLTZY

Drums

Father of at least 12 known children.

Loves Mick Fleetwood, but does not care for Fleetwood Mac.

Has the recipe for Coca Cola in his sock drawer.

All the ‘Yes’ album covers are Holtzy family photos.

He bought the world a Coke.

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MIKE.V

Lead Guitar

Has a twin brother named Juan in Mexico that deals cocaine.

His favorite movie is “The Boy In The Plastic Bubble” starring John Travolta.

He sweats Gatorade.

He named the group Sha-Na-Na. They did NOT want to be called that.

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AFRICA MEMES